I donned upon the observing hat and here it is ....
I call this a match between a committed individual Vs Die-hard single ... Now there can be exceptions too and confused idiots who often waver between the two are not handled in this blog ....
Presenting here are the 10 things that show that you are committed Vs 10 things to show that you are single:
1. Your phone book and mailbox contains entries/mails from a single person
Vs
Your phone book contains entries of people all over the world - could be the
person you've last met on train to a wrong number which you received just days back ..
2. The phone is not over yet. It is the biggest attachment that he/she has in life. You can never see such people without a phone. They get mysterious phone calls especially at night. A typical fellow wanders aimlessly with something stuck in his ear right through out the night
Vs
A person who doesn't even know to use the full features of his phone. Never without a phone as well as a balance. (why do such ppl need balance on the phone ?? )
3. (reason strictly for males, females are difficult to predict)
You suddenly become the darling the all of the girls of your class
Vs
All the girls always start becoming a darling to you, the moment you see them ...
4. Your favourite line - " come on !! Grow up Man ! They are not my type. " This gets so over that at times it leads people to comment that you are gay
Vs
" Hey !! Man !! did you see her *** .(there's a long dialogue and list here but i leave it open to interpretation... (Finally it ends as ...) Girls are either good or too good "
5. When your friend asks you out, you first choice would be to go to a place for worship like temple etc. or in other words you prefer to hang-out in such places. Somehow a family maturity begins to set in you
Vs
You tend to go to adventurous places ... ahem !! Can't name all of them here and age somehow starts reversing for you.
6. Mood swings begin to set in .. Such species are often found irrascible (too much effect of biodiversity assignment for me these days ....)
Vs
He swings "it" in "Moods" (pun intended)
7. Movies in your PC tend to be: "You've Got mail", "When harry met sally", " serendipity", and the rest organized in Romance, comedies, oscar winners, documentaries ...
Vs
(reason strictly for males) Movies tend to be well... Ahem !!! . he watches movies of languages mainly russian, italian, arabic .... and they keep changing as they are often deleted after being viewed once ...
8. Is always logged on the net as outside activies do not excite much
Vs
You find him on field right next to his/her potential target ..
9. You usually prefer to move usually in pairs ...
Vs
You somehow manage to find large groups of singles with you at all times ...
10. You suddenly start liking KIDS around you
Vs
Kids suddenly start liking such kind of people (hehehehehe) ... Proven by observation.
That's it from me .....
5 comments:
point 7 is an overstatement..u think ppl are into affairs watch such movies..that was plain boring..
point 5 is also an overstatement..ppl who don gen go to temples r not going to becomer pious overnight..and commmited ppl need not be less adventurous..yeah they can get hurt n return from expeditions :P
point 8 --> depends where u r in the value chain :))
most other points r heavily biased or exaggerated..
but yeah, the phone phenomenon i agree..hv to be more commited to fone ( more than the girl itself :P)
pls do better research next time ..;-)
one solution wd be to increase ur sample space to obtain better correlations..u have a low R-Square value as of now ..:D
hehehehehe ....
@aravindan:
why do u always imagine yourself in every picture .....
Remember this is for people who got committed by the conventional route .. you defied conventions .. :P
Here's more for your R-square statistics .... It's value is either 0 to 1 ... no point in having more than that ....
R-square is not applied for dummy variables like you .....
Don't worry ara .. being committed is a good thing after all ...
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